tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5917550929834914238.post4349015337990714736..comments2023-10-31T12:14:31.875-04:00Comments on Verbicidal Tendencies: New Take On An Old TaleHale McKayhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/09724689409475032340noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5917550929834914238.post-55234543970000204212008-03-24T20:48:00.000-04:002008-03-24T20:48:00.000-04:00LOL, Bilbo. Maybe those bears would be better off...LOL, Bilbo. Maybe those bears would be better off just going for Egg McMuffins.:)<BR/><BR/>I think that's the crux of it, Skunkfeathers. Mama Bear ain't gettin' any -- peace. I think she finds that bowl routine a great stress reliever, though.:)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5917550929834914238.post-68453149517464621602008-03-24T20:21:00.000-04:002008-03-24T20:21:00.000-04:00Mama Bear ain't been gittin' any lately, eh?If the...Mama Bear ain't been gittin' any lately, eh?<BR/><BR/>If the Bears would get a microwave, Papa Bear and Baby Bear could do like some lunkhaid I wunst knowd dun, and test the theory of exploding spuds...then Mama Bear could add having to clean out the friggin' microwave to her list of things to beeyatch about, and maybe Papa Bear's bowl gets an extra twist during insertion, making porridge the last thang he's hungerin' fer...Skunkfeathershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04563552997319253167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5917550929834914238.post-4199051907208437222008-03-24T15:16:00.000-04:002008-03-24T15:16:00.000-04:00Sounds like morning at my house...Sounds like morning at my house...Bilbohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14213505386288233192noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5917550929834914238.post-75373623765903625322008-03-24T15:00:00.000-04:002008-03-24T15:00:00.000-04:00Or perhaps Mama Bear will teach Papa Bear to get h...Or perhaps Mama Bear will teach <B>Papa</B> Bear to get his butt up and make the porridge -- once they get the bowl unstuck.:)Serenahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00798532682456165053noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5917550929834914238.post-5472721189780041692008-03-24T10:56:00.000-04:002008-03-24T10:56:00.000-04:00Papa Bear would end up in the hospital later that ...Papa Bear would end up in the hospital later that morning with an empty bowl stuck in his rectum.<BR/><BR/>The doctor asked him, "Now, how did this happen?"<BR/><BR/>He told the doctor the last thing he remembered, "I told my wife I was tired of porridge. How about some Eggs Benedict for a change?"<BR/><BR/>...And they all lived happily there after, although Papa had difficulty sitting for a weeks.<BR/><BR/>I think Mama will learn to fix the porridge and <B>then</B> wake the others?Hale McKayhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02548008024457474809noreply@blogger.com