From trawling the Web in search of bloopers, these are some of my favorite recent Words Gone Wild.
Habitant - Things that obsessive-compulsive ants do over and over again.
negoations - Working to get the best deals for goats.
overdramitize - A melodramatic two-drams-over-the-line overdose.
knelt at the alter - Sybil on her knees.
publsiher - A printing company which would be a perfect match for illiterate authors.
reguard - A bodyguard who flubs up his assignment and has to do it again.
witch there was no reason - No one saw the invisible crone or knows why the beguilement occurred.
sits in your crawl - Sitting still and crawling at the same time does tend to jerk a knot in your craw.
You haven't even wrote a book - I know! I wanna be like YOU and written books when I grow up.
straigtht - How the center line looks to a lisper.
pendulom - Literally, "the pen is dull."
people of Hispanic decent - The people of Spain are good.
bonified answers - Answers you are sure of down deep in your bones.
stragidy - It's a tragedy that the strategy didn't work.
accpets - What someone allergic to animals says when he walks into a house where there are animals.
people with bog names - Swamp trolls.
oppertunity - He blew his chance and it's in the 'opper now.
I have been whinging - Stop that before you go blind!
quanity versus quality - Things quantified in huge, neatly charted increments.
pablam - A word uttered much in the same vein as "Bam!" or "Kaboom!"
ajitated - Over-stimulated by the use of Ajax.
look at this from a different angel - Good girls gone bad.
quit pedaling this garbage - Instructions to someone with a crappy bike.
courious - The curious courtier.
somewhow - Whoa, that was some kinda hot!
cowardess - Well. This is a new one on me. I can think of two possible definitions. (1) A female coward; (2) A female prison co-administrator.
psycihatric drugs - I'd like to recommend psychedelic drugs for this person. They're much more fun.
innaccuate - Baba Wawa telling somebody they're wrong.
explaination - The purpose of speeches to the country out of Washington.
estatic - When your keyboard shocks you every time you read e-mail.
religated - Alligators that get religion.
experinced - Title of the first draft of a song written by Jimi Hendrix really late one night.
comngrad you - Do NOT let anyone do this to you. It's nasty.
couped up - The guys are all in the garage with their little deuce coupes.