The Redneck Sex Test

*This is a guest post contributed by one who wishes to remain Anonymous.

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All answers are true or false.

1. The clitoris is a type of flower.

2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.

3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.

4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.

5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.

6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.

7. Semen is a term for sailors.

8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.

9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.

10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.

11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.

12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.

13. Coitus is a musical instrument.

14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.

15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.

16. A condom is a large apartment complex.

17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.

18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.

19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.

20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.

21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.

22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.

23. Pornography is the business of making records.

24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.

25. Douche is the French word for "twelve".


Hale McKay said...

That's one strange True or False test.

Woo-hoo - scored a 100.

They were all true!

Serena Joy said...

Oh, yeah, pretty strange test. Kudos to you for batting 100. LOL.:)

Hale McKay said...

Thanks, Serena. And unlike Calvin, I wasn't looking at anyone else's test paper.

Serena Joy said...

Somehow, I just knew you didn't cheat.:-)

MONA said...

calvin & hobbes! is my most favourite cartoon!

Really true/false Serena! LOL! ;)

Badabing said...

LMAO...what's the passing grade on that test anyway?

Serena Joy said...

I'd probably flunk it, Mona. I'm not sure I know the true from the false. LOL.:)

I suspect it's pretty low, Badabing, but I'll have to get back to you on that.:-)