The Redneck Sex Test
*This is a guest post contributed by one who wishes to remain Anonymous.
All answers are true or false.
1. The clitoris is a type of flower.
2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
3. Spread Eagle is an extinct bird.
4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a Heart Attack.
5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.
7. Semen is a term for sailors.
8. Anus is a Latin term for yearly.
9. Testicles are found on an Octopus.
10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.
11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
12. Masturbate is used to catch large fish.
13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
16. A condom is a large apartment complex.
17. An orgasm is a person who accompanies a church choir.
18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.
21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East.
22. Sodomy is a special land of fast growing grass.
23. Pornography is the business of making records.
24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
25. Douche is the French word for "twelve".
7 comments:
That's one strange True or False test.
Woo-hoo - scored a 100.
They were all true!
Oh, yeah, pretty strange test. Kudos to you for batting 100. LOL.:)
Thanks, Serena. And unlike Calvin, I wasn't looking at anyone else's test paper.
Somehow, I just knew you didn't cheat.:-)
calvin & hobbes! is my most favourite cartoon!
Really true/false Serena! LOL! ;)
LMAO...what's the passing grade on that test anyway?
I'd probably flunk it, Mona. I'm not sure I know the true from the false. LOL.:)
I suspect it's pretty low, Badabing, but I'll have to get back to you on that.:-)
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