5/15/2007

Spelunking the Empty Mind


Spelunking - Exporing caves
Empty Mind - Unexplored cave

A smattering of unrelated and disconnected thoughts have been put together with neither rhyme nor reason. Rather than have umpteen pieces of paper falling on the floor that appear to be scribed in some kind of cryptic code, I have decided to clean up the mess.

Within the crevasses and abandoned ruins of my mind are fragments, shards of ideas that were destined to litter that void. Each crumbled and folded idea has failed to metamorphose into a blog. Yet, the individual ideas held some interest to me at one time. Assembling them onto one piece of paper and in no particular order, I ended up with the following meaningless melange of meandering meditations.

Have you ever wondered what the Roadrunner was really saying before the censors beeped him out?*

Talk about brand loyalty, what's with Wiley E. Coyote's dedication to Acme products?*

When we were dating, running out of gas was considered romantic. Now it is just plain stupidity!*

Sexcedrin - what you give your spouses when they say, "Not tonight, Dear. I have a headache."*

Names on the back of boats in a California yacht club: "Sir Osis of the River," "Aqua-Seltzer," "Out to Launch"*

You're so vain, you probably think this blog is about you.*

A computer lets you make mistakes faster than any invention in history, with the possible exception of the gun and tequila.*

Have you ever walked into a place and felt everyone was staring at you? They were!*

Did you know that vegetarian is an old Native American word for lousy hunter?*

When we ask for advice, we are usually looking for an accomplice. - Marquis De LaGrange*

TV's Judge Judy Sheindlin has an annual salary of some $7.8 million. William Rehnquist, the Chief Justice of the U.S. Supreme Court earns $181,400 per year. Now, they call this justice?*
*Call it objectivity, if you will. Is it better to have a large pencil and a small pad of paper? Would it be better to use a small pencil on a larger pad?
If it is the most widely used, then why is it only a number 2 pencil?*

Do dead people have near-life experiences?*

They all laughed when I jumped up to dance. How was I to know I was sitting under the table?*

If you are cremated in a crematorium, does it follow that you can get burnt by the IRS in an auditorium ?*

Could a chandelier be called a stalaclight and a floor lamp a stalaglight ? We are exploring a cave, right?*
One never knows what one can find in a dark empty cave!

No.28

3 comments:

Hale McKay said...

It's getting lonely in this cave.

Serena Joy said...

It's too bad the cave's so lonely because that's some highly amusing spelunking you've done here.

Hale McKay said...

Thank you, partner.