6/14/2007

It's All A Matter of Perspective

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How Many Dogs Does It Take to Change A Light Bulb?

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.

Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

Rottweiler: Make me.

Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb?

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

Chihuahua: Yo quiero, Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, there it is, right there ...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle ....

Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

6 comments:

Queenie said...

That is brillant, I've a 'King Charles spaniel', he would just want to love it, its his job in life to love and be loved. Not bad work I suppose if you can get it!!!

Rhea said...

Very good. I have a Lhasa apso and I'm trying to think what he would say...

Hale McKay said...

I have a Rottie and a Lab - and both of those are spot on!

Good one, SJ.

Serena Joy said...

Hello, Queenie, and thank you. King Charles spaniels are the cutest little things! I'm sure you just love him to pieces.

And hello, Rhea. Lhasas are adorable, too. They're pretty laid back little creatures -- he'd probably just hire somebody to change the lightbulb.:)

I haven't spent much time around Rotties, Mike, but Labs are such sweethearts. What color is yours?

Hale McKay said...

The Lab is midnight black. Getting up in the night is an adventure - as she likes to lay in the doorways.

Serena Joy said...

Aw, she sounds adorable, Mike.