10/30/2007

Redneck Ghetto Spelling Words -- Used In Sentences

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Today's post was contributed by the vivacious and irrepressible Leelee. Enjoy.

T-bone came home from school disappointed. He said, "I hate English, dem teachers are always changing stuff!"

Mother: "T-bone, have you been using bad words and writing dirty notes again?"

T-bone: "Naw, Mama, I sware I didn't. I used all of my spelling words in a sentence like the teacher say, but the teacher, she gave me an "F."

1. HOTEL - My Mama said that she ain' gon tell her friend Sally nothing else, cause that HOTEL everthang she know.

2. HONOR ROLL - We was playing bidwiz on the stoop the other day and man, I was HONORROLL.

3. PLANET - Larry got arrested cause he got him some seed to grow weed, and he PLANET in the backyard.

4. DISMAY - I went for a blood test, the doctor pulled out a needle and said DISMAY hurt a little.

5. OMELETTE - I should punch you for what you jes said but OMELETTE it go dis time.

6. STAIRWAY - Getting high is stupid. It makes you STAIRWAY into space.

7. MOBILE - I went to buy some food, I was short on cash, and my man said gimme one MOBILE.

8. DEFENSE - I saw this dude running from the, cops, but he hopped DEFENSE and got away.

9. AFRO - I got so mad at my girl, AFRO a lamp at her.

10. AFTERMATH - I don't feel like being at school today so AFTERMATH , I'm out.

11. LOCKET - I slam the door so hard, I LOCKET.

12. DOMINEERING - My girl's birthday was yesterday, so I got her a DOMINEERING.

13 KENYA - I needed money for the subway, so I axe a stranger KENYA spare some change.

14. DERANGE - DERANGE is where da deer and da antelope play.

15 DATA - At my basketball game, I scored thirty points and my coach say DATA boy.

16. BEWARE - I asked the man at the unemployment office, "Is dis BEWARE I can get a job?"

17. DIMENSION - I be tall, dark, handsome and not DIMENSION smart.

18. COATROOM - The judge said, "One more outburst, you'll be thrown out de COATROOM."

19. DECIDE - My boy fronting' like he love his girl but eribody know he got a couple of chicks on DECIDE.

20. FASCINATE - Her dress got 10 buttons, but she so big she can't FASCINATE.

6 comments:

leelee said...

Oh I feel honored to have contributed..thanks for the linkage! oh and teh kind words...vivacious and irrepressible....yeah that's me!

HUGS!!

Serena Joy said...

Thank YOU, Leelee. I'm still laughing at that spelling list.:)

leelee said...

one would think I could type the word THE correctly in my comment..oh well....perhaps I will also contribute to words gone wild..unwittingly..lol

Hale McKay said...

Great stuff and funny. A wonderful "dictionary," Leelee.

It's a great fit for Verbicidal Tendencies.

Scary Monster said...

The Monster gives you an "A".
Now Gown to da head of the class.

STOMP.

leelee said...

:-) Thanks Hale and Scary!!