12/26/2007

(Business) - Signs of the Times



On a Septic Tank Truck sign:"We're #1 in the #2 business.

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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.

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At a Proctologist's door"To expedite your visit please back in.

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On a Plumber's truck:"We repair what your husband fixed.

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On a Plumber's truck:"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

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Pizza Shop Slogan:"7 days without pizza makes one weak.

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:"Invite us to your next blowout.

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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:"Hello. Can we pick your nose?

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At a Towing company:"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.

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On an Electrician's truck:"Let us remove your shorts.

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In a Nonsmoking Area:"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.

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On a Maternity Room door:"Push. Push. Push.

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At an Optometrist's Office"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.

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On a Taxidermist's window:"We really know our stuff.

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In a Podiatrist's office:"Time wounds all heels.

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On a Fence:"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive

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At a Car Dealership:"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.

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Outside a Muffler Shop:"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!

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At the Electric Company:"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.However, if you don't, you will be.

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In a Restaurant window:"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:"Drive carefully. We'll wait..

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At a Propane Filling Station,"Tank heaven for little grills.

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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:"Best place in town to take a leak."

No.103

3 comments:

Jack K. said...

Nicely done. lol

Hale McKay said...

Jack,

I remember a sign that used to be on the back of a building in the downtown Financial District of Boston. The building was occupied by the National Bank of Greece.

On a large sign was in bold letters:

Deliveries In The Rear

It was a standing joke all through the Brokerage Firms.

Serena Joy said...

Well done! That's funny about the National Bank of Greece, too.:)