(Business) - Signs of the Times
On a Septic Tank Truck sign:"We're #1 in the #2 business.
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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:"Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
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At a Proctologist's door"To expedite your visit please back in.
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On a Plumber's truck:"We repair what your husband fixed.
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On a Plumber's truck:"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.
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Pizza Shop Slogan:"7 days without pizza makes one weak.
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:"Invite us to your next blowout.
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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:"Hello. Can we pick your nose?
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At a Towing company:"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
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On an Electrician's truck:"Let us remove your shorts.
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In a Nonsmoking Area:"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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On a Maternity Room door:"Push. Push. Push.
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At an Optometrist's Office"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.
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On a Taxidermist's window:"We really know our stuff.
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In a Podiatrist's office:"Time wounds all heels.
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On a Fence:"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive
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At a Car Dealership:"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.
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Outside a Muffler Shop:"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
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At the Electric Company:"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.However, if you don't, you will be.
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In a Restaurant window:"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:"Drive carefully. We'll wait..
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At a Propane Filling Station,"Tank heaven for little grills.
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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:"Best place in town to take a leak."
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3 comments:
Nicely done. lol
Jack,
I remember a sign that used to be on the back of a building in the downtown Financial District of Boston. The building was occupied by the National Bank of Greece.
On a large sign was in bold letters:
Deliveries In The Rear
It was a standing joke all through the Brokerage Firms.
Well done! That's funny about the National Bank of Greece, too.:)
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