2/29/2008

Family Feud Faux Pas


They say that there's no such thing as a stupid question. I don't know if that's entirely true, but that's a debate for some other time.
~~~~~But one thing I do know for sure, is that are MANY stupid answers. If you don't believe me, try watching The Family Feud sometime. Twenty-five examples follow:


Something you'd find in an operating room
Operator


Something you'd yell at if it stopped working
Spouse


One of the three bears
Yogi


A brand of gasoline
Regular


A man's name beginning with the letter K
Kentucky Fried Chicken


The heaviest item in your house
Spouse


Something you put in tea
Tea bag


A weather term that can also describe your wife
Wet


A department in a supermarket
Lingerie


The most lovable breed of dog
Kitten


Something women borrow from each other
Husbands


A reason you might stay inside on a beautiful day
It's raining


An attraction you see in almost every parade
Merry-go-round


The one thing that the people living near you have that you want
A beautiful wife


Something a hostess does to let her guests know it's time to leave
Goes to bed


Something an Indian chief might use
Squaw


Something that floats in the bathtub
Water


A word beginning with “Egg”
Excellent


An occupation in which you disguise your appearance
Doctor


Something you do before going to bed
Sleep


Something you put on walls
Roofs


A famous bridge
The bridge over troubled waters


Something with claws
Christmas


A card game that's easy to cheat at
Checkers


Something that comes after the word "double"
U


No.126

2 comments:

Serena said...

LMAO! Those are so funny.:)

P.S. -- Happy Birthday to us! And please tell me that Birthday Guy won't dance.:-)

Hale McKay said...

Serena,

I don't know if the guy is going to dance or not, but I hear he can make those tassels spin like like the props on an airplane!

I love these stupid answers to game show questions. I have plenty more for a few more follow-up posts to his one.