For some reason, this batch of misspelled words found on a message board which shall not be named really set off my giggle trigger. What else could I do but ... define them?
severly faded - Something that's not only faded but cut off.
suddlenly - State of being awash in a sea of suds.
euphimisim - Feminism for eunuchs.
taged - Something tagged with a tage, whatever that is.
steped - Education for stepchildren.
funcitions, funcitons - Directions to Funky Town.
aquired - Red water.
spirtual - A religious gushing of liquids.
defination - An absolutely definite deafening detonation.
opportinuity - A continuum of opportunities.
vulernale - Your guess is as good as mine. Some obscure sea creature perhaps? Nails on a... Nah, couldn't be.
ablity - One who is giddy with ability -- and probably washed up for it first.