A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the stomach.
Luckily, the babies were okay. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in because it was too risky to operate.
The mom gave birth to two healthy daughters and a healthy son.
All was fine for 16 years, and then one day one of the daughters walked into the room in tears.
"What's wrong?" asked the mother.
"I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out," replied the daughter.
The mother told her it was okay and explained what had happened 16 years ago.
About a week later, the second daughter walked into the room in tears. "Mom, I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."
Again, the mother told her not to worry and explained what had happened 16 years ago.
A week later, her son walked into the room in tears.
"It's okay," said Mom. "I know what happened. You were taking a tinkle and a bullet came out."
"No," said the boy. "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."