6/18/2008

Them's Some Thin Books


The World's Thinnest Books


26. UNDERARM SHAVING TECHNIQUES - by National Organization of Women, France
25. DRIVING SKILLS- distributed by the Embassy of the People's Republic of China
24. BIRTH CONTROL METHODS - by the Catholic Church
23. JEWISH BOOK OF PORK DISHES - by Rabbi David Rosen
22. WARS WE HAVE WON - by the German Republic
21. HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY - by Jane Fonda
20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS - by Janet Reno
19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE - by John Denver
18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS - by Dan Marino
17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL - by Hillary Clinton
16. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE - by Osama Bin Laden
15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD - by Bill Gates
14. HOW TO SAY NO TO A YOUNG BOY - by the Catholic Priests Association
13. MY WILD YEARS - by Al Gore
12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
10. DETROIT: a Travel Guide
-9. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES -by Dr. J. Kevorkian
-8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
-7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
-6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE - by Ellen de Generes
-5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
-4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES - by the EPA
-3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
-2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS - by O. J. Simpson
-1. FRENCH WAR HEROES - by Jacques Chirac

SOME LATE EDITIONS

LAUNDRY TIPS - Monica Lewinsky
WORDS I CAN PRONOUNCE - George W. Bush
WHAT I LEARNED ABOUT MODESTY - Paris Hilton
MY GRANDCHILDREN -Cher
MY GREATEST MOMENTS ON "THE VIEW" -Rosie O'Donnell
SECRETS FOR A HAPPY MARRIAGE - Elizabeth Taylor/Mickey Rooney
A BRIDGE TOO FAR - Ted Kennedy

No.160

3 comments:

Skunkfeathers said...

Read 'em all in less than an hour..*yawn*...

Liquid said...

Laundry Tips -
by Monica Lewinsky...........


A must read!


Wonderful suggestions!

Serena Joy said...

LOL. I've read some of those. It's true that some things are best taken in small doses.:)

I'm dying laughing that Liquid mentioned Monica Lewinsky because I mentioned her on my main blog today. Great minds...:-)