7/09/2008

A Punny Thing Happened ...

...On the Way to the Internet


1. Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.

2. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.

3. A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative.

4. My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it's just kiln time.

5. Dijon vu: the same mustard as before.

6. Practice safe eating: always use condiments.

7. I fired my masseuse today. She just rubbed me the wrong way.

8. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

9. I used to work in a blanket factory, but it folded.

10. I used to be a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

11. A man needs a mistress just to break the monogamy.

12. Marriage is the mourning after the knot before.

13. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

14. Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

15. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome.

16. Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play.

17. Banning the bra was a big flop.

18. Sea captains don't like crew cuts.

19. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell?

20. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.

21. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

22. A gossip is someone with a great sense of rumor.

23. Without geometry, life is pointless.

24. When you dream in color, it's a pigment of your imagination.

25. Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion.

26. Reading whilst sunbathing makes you well-red.

27. When two egotists meet, it's an I for an I.

No.168

2 comments:

Serena Joy said...

Oh, those are GOOD!:)

Hale McKay said...

Serena,

Thanks. We both know that puns are a staple here.