Signs, Signs, Everywhere Signs

Some Funny Signs.

Sign over a Gynecologist's office:
Dr. Jones at your cervix.

In a Podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels.

On a Septic Tank truck:
Yesterday's Meals on wheels.

At a Proctologist's door:
To expediate your visit, please back in.

On a Plumber's truck:
We repair what your husband fixed.

On another Plumber's truck:
Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.

On a Church's Billboard:
7 days without God makes one weak.

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
Invite us to your next blowout.

At a Towing company:
We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.

On an Electrician's truck:
Let us remove your shorts.

In a Non-smoking area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and
take appropriate action.

On a Maternity Room door:
Push. Push. Push.

At an Optometrist's Office:
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've
come to the right place.

On a Taxidermist's window:
We really know our stuff.

On a Fence:
Salesmen welcome. Dog food expensive.

At a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car

Outside a Muffler shop:
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes, Sit. Stay.

At the Electric Company:
We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be. (delighted)

In a Restaurant window:
Don't stand there and be hungry. Come in and
be fed up.

In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
Drive carefully. We'll wait.

At a Propane Filling Station:
Thank heaven for little grills.

And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:
Best place in town to take a leak.



Serena Joy said...

Those are funny!:-)

Hale McKay said...


Thanks. Some of them I've seen before and some are new.