Male Professions Preferred by Women
1. Doctor. Because he says, "Take off your clothes."
2. Dentist. Because he says, "Open Wide."
3. Hairdresser. Because he asks, "Do you want it teased or blown?"
4. Milkman. Because he asks, "Do you want it in front or in back?"
5. Interior Decorator. Because he says, "Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
6. Banker. Because he says, "If you take it out to soon, you'll lose interest."
7. Police Officer. Because he says, "Spread 'em."
8. Mailman. Because he always delivers his package.
9. Pilot. Because he takes off fast and then slows down.
10. Hunter. Because he always goes deep in the bush, shoots twice, and always eats what he shoots.