1/31/2009

Proverbs: The Way Kids See 'Em


Don't change horses.....until they stop running.

Strike while the.....bug is close.

It's always darkest before.....Daylight Saving Time.

Never underestimate the power of.....termites.

You can lead a horse to water, but.....how?

Don't bite the hand that.....looks dirty.

No news is.....impossible.

A miss is good as a.....Mr.

You can't teach an old dog new.....math.

Love all, trust.....Me.

The pen is mightier than the.....pigs.

An idle man is.....the best way to relax.

Where there's smoke there's.....pollution.

Happy the bride who.....gets all the presents.

A penny saved is.....not much.

Two's company, three's.....The Musketeers.

Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry.....you have to blow your nose.

There are none so blind as.....Stevie Wonder.

Children should be seen and not.....spanked or grounded.

If at first you don't succeed.....get new batteries.

You get out of something only what you.....see in the picture on the box.

When the blind lead the blind.....get out of the way.

A bird in the hand.....is going to poop on you.

Better late than.....pregnant.

2 comments:

Jack K. said...

Sen 'em before, but they are still funny.

Thanks for sharing.

Serena said...

LOL. Those are great.:)