6/29/2007

Bumper Stickers We'd Like To See

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17. If you can't feed 'em, don't breed 'em!

16. Jesus loves you ... but everyone else thinks you are an asshole.

15. Impotence ... Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings."

14. The proctologist called ... they found your head.

13. Everyone has a photographic memory ... some just don't have any film.

12. Save your breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date.

11. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.

10. I used to have a handle on life ... but it broke off.

9. WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.

8. Guys ... just because you have one, doesn't mean you have to be one.

7. Some people just don't know how to drive ... I call these people "Everybody But Me."

6. Don't like my driving? Then quit watching me.

5. If you can read this ... I can slam on my brakes and sue you..

4. Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

3. Try not to let your mind wander ... It is too small and fragile to be out by itself.

2. Hang up and drive!!

1. Welcome to America ... NOW SPEAK ENGLISH!

7 comments:

Hale McKay said...

Wonderful! I don't enough bumper space to use all of those.

Hale McKay said...

JUst remembered a good bumper sticker (I actually saw this one on a pickup truck)

Watch my rear end, not hers!

Serena Joy said...

That's a great one, Mike. LOL.

Scary Monster said...

Me drives a van, so there's plenty of space to put them all up. This way me be certain of reaching the most amount of people... Wait me lives in Japan, The last one won't work. Shucks.

STOMP.

Serena Joy said...

Just plaster as many of them as you can get on the van, Scary. I view entertaining my fellow drivers as a civic duty. :-)

cathy said...

"Save your breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date."

WHAT A GREAT LINE! LMAO

Marcia (MeeAugraphie) said...

All were great; 8, 13, and 14 were really good.