More Fractured Etymology

1. Lexicon Leghorn is back with his whimsical perception of the words we thought meant something else.
   
   Are you ready for another foray into that volumous tome that can only be called the Dictionary of Gibberish ?
   
   

1. Apparent - a mother or a father
2. Asperse - a pocket book made out of snake skin
3. Auditorium - the place where the IRS checks your records
4. Cartoon - Speed Buggy or Speed Racer
5. Castrated - Gave a grade to the members of a play
6. Coincide - the edge of a dime
7. Coupling - a small cup
8. Courage - how old your dog is
9. Crematorium - a shop that specializes in cream and other dairy products
10. Elixir - what he does for foreplay
11. Emotional Attachment - Animated picture included in an e-mail
12. Gradated - took your grandmother to the Prom
13. Insinuate - you had dinner at your mistress' home
14. Magnet - holder behind a car's driver's seat to store magazines
15. Parsimony - what a divorced preacher pays his ex-wife
16. Policy - Resembling or like a law enforcement action
17. Polyunsaturated - Used hairdryer on parrot caught in rain
18. Sentiment - mailed some candy
19. Service - bring frozen water to table for the drinks
20. Snafu - like a sneeze, a sound you make when tasting tofu
21. Traffic ticket - Gets you in to see that particular band
22. Violins - fighting; mayhem
23. Worship - an aircraft carrier, for one
24. Yacht - contraction of 'you ought'
25. Yoplait - a rap musical

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