6/19/2007

Professionally Speaking...


With today's post I have decided to use words that are indicative of careers. After all, what career path we have chosen in life says a lot about us.

The blushing bride in the tale below knows a lot about professions.

The 11th Husband

A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".

"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"

"Well, husband#1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.

"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.

"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, ..he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.

"Husband # 5 was an Engineer,he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.

"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it.

"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.

"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.

"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........... God I miss him.

" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".

"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?

"You're with the "GOVERNMENT".. This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."

No. 37

4 comments:

lime said...

too true!!!! very funny!

Queenie said...

HA,HA, that has really made me giggle and so dam true of men!!!!!

Serena Joy said...

LOL! That's hysterical, Mike. And true.:-)

Hale McKay said...

Thankfully, Elderly Services was not on the list.