8/15/2007

The Smallest Books in the World

They say all good things come in small packages. Of course, that adage is not justified when it comes to books. If you like easy reading you might wish you had grabbed a larger tome instead of these books.

The Code of Ethics For Lawyers

The Australian Book of Foreplay

The Book of Motivated Postal Workers

The World Guide to Good American Beer

Royal Family's Guide to Good Marriages

Safe Places to Travel in the USA

Bill Clinton: A Portrait of Integrity

Jerry Garcia's Guide to Beating Drug Addiction

Contraception (by Pope John Paul II)

Cooking Gourmet Dishes With Tofu

The Complete Guide to Catholic Sex

The Wit and Wisdom of Dan Quayle.

Consumer Marketing Ethics

Al Gore: The Wild Years

America's Most Popular Lawyers

Career Opportunities for History Majors

Detroit - A Travel Guide

My Life in the Air National Guard (by George W. Bush)

Dr. Kevorkian's Collection of Motivational Speeches

Easy UNIX

Everything Men Know about Women

George Foreman's Big Book of Baby Names

Mike Tyson's Guide to Dating Etiquette

The Amish Phone Book

War Heroes of France

Great Women Drivers Of Today

Beauty Secrets (by Janet Reno)

Home Built Airplanes (by John Denver)

How To Get To The Super Bowl (by Dan Marino)

Things I Love About Bill (by Hillary Clinton)

My Life's Memories (by Ronald Reagan)

Things I Can't Afford (by Bill Gates)

Things I Would Not Do For Money (by Dennis Rodman)

The Wild Years (by Al Gore)

Amelia Earhart's Guide To The Pacific

America's Most Popular Lawyers

All The Men I've Loved Before (by Ellen DeGeneres)

Spotted Owl Recipes (by the Sierra Club)

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2 comments:

Serena Joy said...

Thin volumes, indeed. LOL!

Scary Monster said...

"the Amish phone book" Killer laughs on that one. Should be followed by great Jewish porn stars.

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