8/16/2007

Twisted


It's too hot to do much else, so let's get our lips in a knot and twist our tongues.


Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

Many an anemone sees an enemy anemone.

Freshly-fried flying fish.

She stood on the balcony,
inexplicably mimicking him hiccoughing,
and amicably welcoming him home.

Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager
imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.

The epitome of femininity.

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
Because the pheasant plucker's late.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit;
and on the slitted sheet I sit.

One smart fellow; he felt smart.
Two smart fellows; they felt smart.
Three smart fellows; they all felt smart.

I'm not the fig plucker,
Nor the fig pluckers' son,
But I'll pluck figs
Till the fig plucker comes.

Mrs Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.
Not a punt cut square,
Just a square cut punt.
It's round in the stern and blunt in the front.
Mrs. Puggy Wuggy has a square cut punt.

Six stick shifts stuck shut.

5 comments:

Hale McKay said...

Nmmph blttt yump umph ooph!

Serena Joy said...

Mmphh?!

Hale McKay said...

Sorry - my twongue got tisted.

Badabing said...

Trying to recite Ms. Puggy Wuggy after one too many drinks could be dangerous :-)

Serena Joy said...

That'll tist that twongue right up, Mike. LOL.

Yeah, tell me about it, Badabing. I made sure to stay sober for that one.:-)