Why There Are Suicide Terrorists

Everyone seems to be wondering why terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's see now...

- No Jesus ... No Moses
- No Christmas ... No Hannukah
- No television
- No cheerleaders
- No baseball
- No football
- No hockey
- No golf
- No tailgate parties
- No Wal-Mart
- No Home Depot
- No pork BBQ
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No great Deli sandwiches
- No chocolate chip cookies
- No lobster
- No shellfish, or even frozen fish sticks
- No gumbo
- No jambalaya
- No beer
- Rags for clothes and towels for hats.
- Constant wailing from the guy next-door because he's sick and there are no doctors.
- Constant wailing from the guy in the tower.
- More than one wife.
- You can't shave.
- Your wives can't shave.
- You can't shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung.
- The women have to wear baggy dresses and veils at all times.
- Your bride is picked by someone else.
- She smells just like your donkey.
- But your donkey has a better disposition.

Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better!

I mean, really, is there any mystery here?