Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Duke University, Durham, NC
Remember, it's not, "How high are you?"
it's "Hi, how are you?"
--Rest stop off Route 81,
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
Baton Rouge, LA
It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
--Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
New York, New York.
Express Lane: Five beers or less
-Sign over one of the urinals,
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ
You're too good for him.
--Sign over mirror in Women's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.
No wonder you always go home alone.
--Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA
Don't waste your money, this gum tastes like rubber.
--Written on condom vending machine
in a ladies restroom
Actual graffiti in the Microsoft bathroom
1. Bill Gates Downloads Here
2. Do Not Flush Mouse Pads Down The Toilet
3. To Flush, Press Handle. You Do Not Need To Hold Control, Alt, And
Delete At The Same Time.
4. For a good time, e-mail SUZIE@ohmygod/Im/about/tohave/an.org
5. Why can't Bill Gates get a date? Because he is MICROSOFT
6. MICROSOFT: Where Do You Want To Go Today? ... in the crapper!
7. Microsoft Speelchecker Rules!
8. Your mother is so fat, it takes 25 minutes to download a naked
picture of her.
9. THE BASIC PROGRAM:
20: Lower Pants
30: Try Real Hard
40: If Nothing, Then goto 30
50: If something, Them goto 60
60: Wipe Butt
10. Ray has a 3 1/2 inch floppy! -Carl
Carl still plays with his Wang! -Ray
Yeah, well you both still program in DOS -Fred
Byte Me! -Ray & Carl
11. IBM we all BM
The following has nothing to with graffiti, but it does involve a bathroom.
A Punny Scary Story
One Dark and Stormy Night
Late one dark and stormy night a man was walking home alone when he hears a.......
BUMP... behind him.
Walking faster he looks back, and makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him
Terrified, the man begins to run towards his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him ...
He runs up to his door,umbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping ...
on the heels of the terrified man.... Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. .
With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down the door. Bumping and clapping towards him. The man screams and reaches for something heavy, anything ... his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of ROBITUSSIN.
Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as hard as he can at the apparition,
the coffin stops.
Should we FLUSH that one?