Dr. Seuss: Computers

Dr. Seuss Explains Computers

If a Packet Hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, then the situation's hopeless and your systems gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, that's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, 'cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you have to flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom.

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I know sport, this piece is short, you think it wrong it isn't long. Do you suppose this piece I chose is a perfect write to post at this site? Don't fret the gaff, just read and laugh; let your tone soften and do come back often.



Serena Joy said...

I'm sorry, I can't speak English right now. Hopefully, this will pass. I DID laugh, though.
A giggle,
If you will,
What a pill,
Like a little wiggle
Of glee that escapes
Through the lips
At merry quips.:)

Hale McKay said...


Seussian humor
According to rumor
If held in control
Is good for the soul.

Serena Joy said...

My tongue's now untwisted enough to say,
Seussian humor is fun on Tuesdays,
And I remember enough English to tell
You, "Funny as hell and LOL."