5/02/2008

Christian Pick Up Lines



What's A Nice Girl Like You Doing Breaking the 10 Commandments In a Place Like This?

1. Nice bible.

2. I would like to pray with you.

3. You know Jesus? Hey, me too!

4. God told me to come talk to you.

5. I know a church where we could go and talk.

6. How about a hug, sister/brother?

7. Do you need help carrying your bible? It looks heavy.

8. Christians don't shake hands; Christians gotta hug!

9. Oh you are cold, Ecclesiastes 4:11.

10. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

11. What are your plans for tonight? Feel like a bible study?

12. I am here for you.

13. The word says "Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry"; how about dinner?

14. You don't have an accountability partner? Me neither.

15. You want to come over and watch the 10 commandments tonight?

16. Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

17. Would you happen to know a Christian man/woman that I could love with all my heart and wait on hand and foot?

18. Nice braclet. What would Jesus date? I mean "do".

19. Do you believe in Divine appointment?

20. Have you ever tried praying at a drive in movie before?

21. (For the ladies) Excuse me, I believe one of your ribs belongs to me.

22. My friend told me to come and meet you, he said that you are a really nice person. I think you know him. Jesus, yeah, that's his name.

23. You know they say that you have never really dated, until you have dated a christian.

24. Yeah, I predicted David over Goliath.

25. What? Friends listen to Amazing Grace in the dark.

No.144

6 comments:

Serena Joy said...

LOL! I guess it had to happen.:)

Hale McKay said...

Yep. I guess even Christians have needs too.

Skunkfeathers said...

How about this 'un..."let's renew our baptisms together. Your shower or mine?"

Eh...it didn't work, but I thought it was a good idea at the time...

Liquid said...

These are hysterical.......and possibly, over used........

But, whadda' I know?

Hale McKay said...

Skunk,

I don't know - I like it.

Hale McKay said...

Liquid,

Overused at a ... revival?