Dogging It

Advice for the ladies.........decades too late!!

If you want someone who will bring you the paper without first tearing it apart to remove the sports section

Buy a dog.

If you want someone willing to make a fool of himself simply over the joy of seeing you

Buy a dog.

If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in front of him and never says its not quite as good as his mother made it

Buy a dog

If you want someone always willing to go out, at any hour, for as long and wherever you want

Buy a dog.

If you want someone who will never touch the remote, doesn't care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic movies.

Buy a dog.

If you want someone who is content to get up on your bed just to warm your feet and whom you can push off if he snores

Buy a dog.

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do, doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you unconditionally, perpetually

Buy a dog.

But, on the other hand, If you want someone who will never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure his happiness...

Then................. Buy a cat!



Skunkfeathers said...

So all this time I thought it was my breath...dogs and cats are undermining my (non) dating life!


Serena Joy said...

Ooooh! I HAVE a dog. I knew there was a good reason.:-)

Hale McKay said...


A combination maybe. Dogs and cats have been known to have bad breath too.

Hale McKay said...


LOL. In our house there are two dogs, but I have a back up contingency plan too - WE have three cats.

Skunkfeathers said...

Hale: true, but apparently they're cute enough to overcome theirs...

Jack K. said...

Dogs have owners.

Cats have staff.

And, contrary to popular myth, you can train cats.

Most cat owners who use electric can openers on cans of cat food will verify this. snerx.

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