Is There a Doctor in the House?

How Well Do You Know Your Doctors?

Can you match these doctors to the facts below?*
(a) Dr. Ruth
(b) Dr. Phil
(c) Dr. Drew
(d) Dr. House
(e) Dr. Dre
(f) Dr. Laura
-1. Are actual M.D.s.

-2. Trained as a sniper in an underground Israeli military force.

-3. In 2003 marketed a line of weight-loss products called "Shape Up," which was promptly pulled when people lost more money than weight.

-4.Trained as an opera singer.

-5. Played middle linebacker in college on a defense that gave up 100 points to the University of Houston.

-6. Had his/her first child at the age of 17.

-7. Did voice work for the cartoon comedies Family Guy, Robot Chicken, and Crank Yankers.

-8.Was a diver on a swim team team in high school.

-9. Sanctioned by a state board of examiners of psychologists for having an inappropriate relationship with a patient.

10.Has been described as a "cross between Henry Kisinger and Minnie Mouse."

11.Called homosexuality a "biological error."

12.Had nude photos posted on the Internet in 1998.

13.Accused wives of soldiers in Iraq of "bitching."

14.Spouse wrote a New York Times number one best-seller.

15.Said "Seizures are cool to watch but boring to diagnose."

16.Had an asteroid named after him/her.

17.Taught kindergarten.

18.Was shot in 2006.

19.Is best friends with the former co-host of "The Man Show."

20.Is friends with the head of America's most popular book club.
*The answers can be found in the comments section.


Hale McKay said...

Answers to "Is There A Doctor in the House?"

-1. - c, d
-2. - a
-3. - b
-4. - c
-5. - b
-6. - e
-7. - c
-8. - e
-9. - b
10. - a
11. - f
12. - f
13. - f
14. - b
15. - d
16. - c
17. - a
18. - d
19. - c
20. - b

Hale McKay said...

By the way, the source of this quiz is the July 2008 issue of Playboy.

Skunkfeathers said...

Not watching any of these so-called "doctors", I would so flunk this ;)

I did used to listen to Dr. Demento...does that count?

Hale McKay said...


AH, Dr. Demento! I'm sure he could have been worked into a quiz like this.

Serena Joy said...

I knew very few of those facts. I remember Dr. Demento, though.:)

Hale McKay said...


It's confession time for me. I flunked this quiz, getting only 7 out of the 20. (5,6,7,9,11,12,13)