Titanic Clinton

Book reveiw.

Students at school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories! His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.

Titanic: Cost - $29.99
Clinton: Cost - $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.

Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton: Monica' s forced to return her gifts.

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.



74WIXYgrad said...

Sort of like bill Clinton's book and Moby Dick. At one point in each story someone says "there she blows."

Skunkfeathers said...

LOL...guess now I know why I didn't bother seeing Titanic, the movie...already saw the prequel in the '90s...

Hale McKay said...


Welcome to VT.

LOL - I couldn't have summed it up better.

Hale McKay said...


I remember what one critic said of Titanic:

"Titanic is a good movie; remove all the scenes with Leonardo DeCaprio and it is a GREAT movie."

Serena Joy said...

LOL at 74wixygrad's comment.:-)

Jack went down with the ship; Clinton... Well, you know.