Titanic Clinton
Students at school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' & 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
Book reveiw.
Titanic: Cost - $29.99
Clinton: Cost - $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton: Ditto for Bill.
Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton: Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton: Let's not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton: Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton: Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.
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5 comments:
Sort of like bill Clinton's book and Moby Dick. At one point in each story someone says "there she blows."
LOL...guess now I know why I didn't bother seeing Titanic, the movie...already saw the prequel in the '90s...
wixygrad,
Welcome to VT.
LOL - I couldn't have summed it up better.
Skunk,
I remember what one critic said of Titanic:
"Titanic is a good movie; remove all the scenes with Leonardo DeCaprio and it is a GREAT movie."
LOL at 74wixygrad's comment.:-)
Jack went down with the ship; Clinton... Well, you know.
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