Olympic Mascot Names

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In less than two weeks the Summer Olympic Games begin in Beijing, China. Let's take a moment to meet the Chinese Olympic team:

From the picture above can you tell which of the athletes are:

1. Male
2. Female
3. Related
4. Sleepy
5. Smiling

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I was thinking ... Wouldn't it be nice if all the countries and cities gave their Olympic teams mascot names?

HERE'S A FEW SUGGESTIONS

Brussels Sprouts
Cannes Openers
Amsterdam Yankees
Vienna Sausages
French Fries
Canadian Bacon
Belgium Wafflers
English Muffins
Manila Folders
Czech Bouncers
Buenos Airheads
Bolivia DeHavillands
Seoul Brothers
Taipei Personalities (or) Taipei Negatives
Syria Killers
Hungary Jacks
Prague Tologists
Peking Toms
Moscow Tippers
Turkish Baths
Winnepeg Legs
Swiss Cheesecakes
Copenhagen Daaz
Virginia Hams
Yemen-y Crickets
Singapore Slings
Russian Roulettes
Tunis Salads
Chile Willies
Paris Hiltons
Saskatchewan Kenobis
India Inks

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Last year while the Primaries were hot and heavy, President George Bush received a communique from the Danish government:


"We in Denmark cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an election.

"On one hand, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, and a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.

"On the other side, you have a true war hero married to a woman with a huge chest who owns a beer distributorship.

"How can this be a contest?"

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