Van Gogh's Family
--Verti Gogh
The brother who ate prunes
--Gotta Gogh
The brother who worked at a convenience store
--Stop n Gogh
The grandfather from Yugoslavia
--U Gogh
The cousin from Illinois
-- Chica Gogh
His magician uncle
--Where-diddy Gogh
His Mexican cousin
-- A mee Gogh
The nephew who drove a stage
--Wells-far Gogh
The constipated uncle
-- Cant Gogh
The ballroom dancing aunt
-- Tang Gogh
The bird lover uncle
--Flamin Gogh
His nephew psychoanalyst
-- E Gogh
The fruit loving cousin
--Man Gogh
An aunt who taught positive thinking
-- Way-to Gogh
A little bouncy nephew
-- Poe Gogh
A sister who loved disco
-- Go Gogh
And his niece who travels the country in a van
--Winnie Bay Gogh
His grandfather who raised snails
--Escar Gogh
He had a few notable distance cousins, twice removed:
The cousin who was a military general
--Stra-te Gogh
A cousin who moved to Italy
--Day Gogh
A cousin who built model buildings with blocks
--Leg-Gogh
A cousin who was into international shipping
--Car Gogh
And there ya Gogh!
The above was borrowed from Miss Cellania. I took the liberty to add the last five "relatives."
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