Van Gogh's Family

His dizzy aunt
--Verti Gogh

The brother who ate prunes
--Gotta Gogh

The brother who worked at a convenience store
--Stop n Gogh

The grandfather from Yugoslavia
--U Gogh

The cousin from Illinois
-- Chica Gogh

His magician uncle
--Where-diddy Gogh

His Mexican cousin
-- A mee Gogh

The nephew who drove a stage
--Wells-far Gogh

The constipated uncle
-- Cant Gogh

The ballroom dancing aunt
-- Tang Gogh

The bird lover uncle
--Flamin Gogh

His nephew psychoanalyst
-- E Gogh

The fruit loving cousin
--Man Gogh

An aunt who taught positive thinking
-- Way-to Gogh

A little bouncy nephew
-- Poe Gogh

A sister who loved disco
-- Go Gogh

And his niece who travels the country in a van
--Winnie Bay Gogh

His grandfather who raised snails
--Escar Gogh

He had a few notable distance cousins, twice removed:

The cousin who was a military general
--Stra-te Gogh

A cousin who moved to Italy
--Day Gogh

A cousin who built model buildings with blocks

A cousin who was into international shipping
--Car Gogh

And there ya Gogh!

The above was borrowed from Miss Cellania. I took the liberty to add the last five "relatives."


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