Rejected Dr. Seuss Books

The Cat in the Blender
Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbet
Fox in Detox
Who Shat in the Hat?
Horton Hires a Ho
The Flesh-Eating Lorax
How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?
Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
Marvin K. Mooney, Get the &@#* Out!
Are You My Proctologist?
Yentl the Lentil
My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
Aunts in My Pants
Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
Horton Fakes an Orgasm
The Grinch's Ten Inches



Skunkfeathers said...

those books probably exist in San Francisco and Boulder, CO

Hale McKay said...


...And I'll bet they are quite popular.