8/14/2008

Rejected Dr. Seuss Books


The Cat in the Blender
Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbet
Fox in Detox
Who Shat in the Hat?
Horton Hires a Ho
The Flesh-Eating Lorax
How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
Your Colon Can Moo---Can You?
Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
Marvin K. Mooney, Get the &@#* Out!
Are You My Proctologist?
Yentl the Lentil
My Pocket Rocket Needs A Socket
Aunts in My Pants
Oh, the Places You'll Scratch and Sniff!
Horton Fakes an Orgasm
The Grinch's Ten Inches

No.188

2 comments:

Skunkfeathers said...

those books probably exist in San Francisco and Boulder, CO

Hale McKay said...

Skunk,

...And I'll bet they are quite popular.