Fractured Etymology -2

(Once again Lexicon Leghorn has delved into his unique tome of lexiconic litany to come up with some new gems for you to ponder.)

1. Analogy - Life story of an asshole.


2. Arbitrator - A cook who leaves Arbys to work for McDonalds.


3. Asinine - Her ass not quite a ten.


4. Barbarous - Sings like Streisand.


5. Buffer - Wearing least amount of clothes; more naked.


6. Consummate - Had some soup.


7. Controvertible - A sedan.


8. Enterprising - Serving on board the flagship of the Federation.


9. Expound - A box of candy with several pieces missing.


10. Forgo - After foreplay.


11. Hypo critic - One who reviews films about pachyderms.


12. Interposition - Where the door is.


13. Liquidate - Take girl/boy friend swimming.


14. Negligent - Not wearing a sexy nighty.


15. Parasites - What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.


16. Primate - Remove spouse away from TV set.


17. Singular - A telephone company.


18. Subdued - A man who works on submarines.


19. Suppose - Grandma's nylons.


20. Syntax - A levy added to the price for sex.


21. Tremor - Not as big; thinner.


22. Voluptuary - Where Victoria's Secret models live.

(Remember, you just can't have a big enough vocabulary. Lexicon Leghorn is at your service to help you increase your vocabulary.)

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