Watch Your Language!

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A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious, and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music, and anything else he could think of to "clean up" the bird's vocabulary. Finally, John was fed up, and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot, and the parrot got even more angry and rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.

For a few minutes the parrot squawked, kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arm and said, "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued, "May I ask what the turkey did?"


Hale McKay said...

I love this joke. I have heard it before - but it still makes me laugh.

Queenie said...

OMG, that was fantastic, have to go and tell the old man that one. Anymore where that came from, this is my kind of humour!!!

Serena Joy said...

Isn't funny how there are some jokes you can hear over and over again and they still make you laugh?

I'm glad you enjoyed it, Queenie.

ThatGreenyFlower said...

Fell off the sofa laughing at that one. BRAVO!

Serena Joy said...

I'm glad it made you laugh, Greeny.:-)