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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned... couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef. I figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory. I tried, but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, but there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

So I retired, and found that I am perfect for the job.


Hale McKay said...

Yeah, but look at how impressive your resume' will look with all the work history.

Serena Joy said...

There is that, Mike. LOL.

Hale McKay said...

I tried a job at the Cross Pen Company - the handwriting was on the wall, it wasn't for me, so I wrote it of.

I once worked for American Vendo, which makes coin operated vending machines - well it wasn't long that I looking for a change.

I though it would be fun making Tootsie Roll Pops, but I quickly decided it sucked.

Serena Joy said...

Good ones, Mike.:)