7/20/2007

Perfect Job

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My first job was working in an orange juice factory, but I got canned... couldn't concentrate.

Then I worked in the woods as a lumberjack, but I just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the ax.

After that I tried to be a tailor, but I just wasn't suited for it, mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

Next I tried working in a muffler factory, but that was too exhausting.

Then I tried to be a chef. I figured it would add a little spice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme.

I attempted to be a deli worker, but any way I sliced it, I couldn't cut the mustard.

My best job was being a musician, but eventually I found I wasn't noteworthy.

I studied a long time to become a doctor, but I didn't have any patience.

Next was a job in a shoe factory. I tried, but I just didn't fit in.

I became a professional fisherman, but discovered that I couldn't live on my net income.

I managed to get a good job working for a pool maintenance company, but the work was just too draining.

So then I got a job in a workout center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job.

After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a historian, but there was no future in it.

My last job was working at Starbucks, but I had to quit because it was always the same old grind.

So I retired, and found that I am perfect for the job.

4 comments:

Hale McKay said...

Yeah, but look at how impressive your resume' will look with all the work history.

Serena Joy said...

There is that, Mike. LOL.

Hale McKay said...

I tried a job at the Cross Pen Company - the handwriting was on the wall, it wasn't for me, so I wrote it of.

I once worked for American Vendo, which makes coin operated vending machines - well it wasn't long that I looking for a change.

I though it would be fun making Tootsie Roll Pops, but I quickly decided it sucked.

Serena Joy said...

Good ones, Mike.:)