1/17/2008

Out of the Mouths of Babes



So, George Bush went to a primary school recently to talk to the kids in hopes of getting a little PR. After his talk, he opened up a question time.

One little boy put up his hand and George asked him his name.

"Stanley," responded the little boy.

"And what is your question, Stanley?"

"I have 4 questions:

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

And fourth, why are we so worried about gay-marriage when one-half of all Americans don't have health insurance?"

Just then, the bell rang for recess, whereupon George Bush informed the kids that they would continue after recess.

When they resumed, George said, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right, question time. Who has a question?"

Another little boy put up his hand and said, "I do!"

George acknowledged him and asked him his name.

"Little Johnnie," the boy responded.

"And what is your question, Little Johnnie?"

"Actually, sir, I have 6 questions:

First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?

Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Fourth, why are we so worried about gay marriage when half of all Americans don't have health insurance?

Fifth, why did the recess bell go off 20 minutes early?

And Sixth, what the f--k happened to Stanley?"

5 comments:

Hale McKay said...

LOL - I read another version of this where the speaker to the kids was Hillary! The first four questions were slightly different - but otherwise the joke's the same.

Still funny no matter who is substituted in the role of the speaker.

Thanks for the laughs

Serena Joy said...

It could be altered to fit any number of characters, no doubt.:)

Shari said...

That was good. I admit I usually see some of this stuff in emails, but not this one. I needed the laugh.

Jack K. said...

ROTFLMAO!!!

The first few were more than mildly amusing, but the last one was: Priceless.

btw, what did happen to Stanley? lol

Serena Joy said...

I'm glad it made you laugh, Shari.:)

Jack, I think Stanley's probably at Gitmo.:-)