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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER: 8 years old. Hateful little bitch. Bites.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES: Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD: 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG: Looks like a rat ... been out a while. Better be a reward for this nasty little thing.
COWS, CALVES - NEVER BRED: Also 1 gay bull for sale.
NORDIC TRACK: $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIA PEACHES: California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY: Must sell washer and dryer, $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Husband knows everything.
3 comments:
LOL @
1) - selling washer & dryer
2) - wedding dress
3) - encylclopedias
Thanks for the laughs to start my day.
LOL...I've got a few that have been 'round the 'Net that should be added to that list; my favorite is the CA idiot who claims to want someone to travel back in time widdem; you have to bring your own weapons. He claims he can't guarantee your safety, and that he's only dun it once.
Too much crank in a wasted youth, I rectum...
I'm happy to oblige, Mike.:)
Love your addition to the list, Skunky.:)
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