4/10/2008

For Sale

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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER: 8 years old. Hateful little bitch. Bites.

FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

FREE PUPPIES: Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD: 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG: Looks like a rat ... been out a while. Better be a reward for this nasty little thing.

COWS, CALVES - NEVER BRED: Also 1 gay bull for sale.

NORDIC TRACK: $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.

GEORGIA PEACHES: California grown - 89 cents lb.

JOINING NUDIST COLONY: Must sell washer and dryer, $300.

WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.

FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Husband knows everything.

3 comments:

Hale McKay said...

LOL @

1) - selling washer & dryer

2) - wedding dress

3) - encylclopedias

Thanks for the laughs to start my day.

Skunkfeathers said...

LOL...I've got a few that have been 'round the 'Net that should be added to that list; my favorite is the CA idiot who claims to want someone to travel back in time widdem; you have to bring your own weapons. He claims he can't guarantee your safety, and that he's only dun it once.

Too much crank in a wasted youth, I rectum...

Serena Joy said...

I'm happy to oblige, Mike.:)

Love your addition to the list, Skunky.:)