4/25/2008

Sign Language

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Here's a collection of signs that will take you aback. As long as you don't heed them, they'll make you laugh, though.

On a Bathroom Wall:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)

5 comments:

Hale McKay said...

It sure was cold in that laundromat last night.

_-Funny stuff!-_

Liquid said...

These are great!
A good laugh to go with my coffee, I love it!

Skunkfeathers said...

LOL...someone sent me a photo that fits well with that. Someone had a paper jam in their fax/copier, and tried to clear it with a pen; when the pen got stuck, they left a note on the copier: DO NOT USE PEN IS STUCK.

However, they failed to leave sufficient space between 'pen' and 'is'...

Serena Joy said...

That's probably a pretty populer laundromat, Mike, and doesn't stay cold for long.:)

Glad you enjoyed the giggles, Liquid.:)

I've seen that photo, Skunk, and still laugh every time I see it.:)

Hale McKay said...

Skunk,

I used a non-visual of that same joke in a recent post. The picture says it best.