Sign Language
Here's a collection of signs that will take you aback. As long as you don't heed them, they'll make you laugh, though.
On a Bathroom Wall:
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
5 comments:
It sure was cold in that laundromat last night.
_-Funny stuff!-_
These are great!
A good laugh to go with my coffee, I love it!
LOL...someone sent me a photo that fits well with that. Someone had a paper jam in their fax/copier, and tried to clear it with a pen; when the pen got stuck, they left a note on the copier: DO NOT USE PEN IS STUCK.
However, they failed to leave sufficient space between 'pen' and 'is'...
That's probably a pretty populer laundromat, Mike, and doesn't stay cold for long.:)
Glad you enjoyed the giggles, Liquid.:)
I've seen that photo, Skunk, and still laugh every time I see it.:)
Skunk,
I used a non-visual of that same joke in a recent post. The picture says it best.
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