8/01/2008

Medical Dictionary For Blondes

BLONDE TERMINOLOGY

Anally -- occurring yearly
Artery -- study of paintings
Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria
Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarian section -- district in Rome
Cat scan -- searching for kitty
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- sheep dog
Coma -- a punctuation mark
Congenital -- friendly
D&C -- where Washington is
Diarrhea -- journal of daily events
Dilate -- to live long
Enema -- not a friend
Fester -- quicker
Fibula -- a small lie
Genital -- non-Jewish
G.I. Series -- soldiers' ball game
Grippe -- suitcase
Hangnail -- coat hook
Impotent -- distinguished, well known
Intense pain -- torture in a teepee
Labor pain -- got hurt at work
Medical staff -- doctor's cane
Morbid -- higher offer
Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate
Node -- was aware of
Outpatient -- person who had fainted
Pap smear -- fatherhood test
Pelvis -- cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- letter carrier
Protein -- favouring young people
Rectum -- damn near killed 'em
Recovery room -- place to do upholstery
Rheumatic -- amorous
Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion -- hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- study of knighthood
Tablet -- small bottle of Tab Diet Soda
Terminal Illness -- sickness at airport
Tibia -- country in North Africa
Tumor -- an extra pair
Urine -- opposite of you're out
Varicose -- located nearby
Vein -- conceited

8 comments:

Skunkfeathers said...

Actually, I knowd a brunette who should have been a blonde, who thunk like this list...

Serena Joy said...

Oh, my God, that's hilarious!:)

Liquid said...

Dang!

You continue to tickle me!

Badabing said...

rolflmao :=)

Hale McKay said...

Skunk,

I guess even brunettes and (shudder) redheads can be blonde at heart.

Hale McKay said...

Serena,

Since you are a redhead, you were able to understand the post.

Hale McKay said...

Liquid,

Have feather will travel.

Hale McKay said...

Badabing,

Thanks for the visit. Glad you got a kick out of them.