8/11/2008

Friends Don't Let Drunk Friends Talk


Things Difficult to Say When Drunk

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

Things Very Difficult to Say When Drunk

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constituionality
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstaniate

Things Impossible to Say When Drunk

-1. No thanks, I'm married.
-2. Nope, no more booze for me.
-3. Sorry, but you're not really my type
-4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
-5. Good evening, Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
-6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
-7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
-8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have no coordination.
-9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

No.186

4 comments:

Serena Joy said...

LOL! And just think of those poor souls who can't say some of those things stone cold sober.:-)

Skunkfeathers said...

I think I can say some of those words better drunk...since I don't drink, I avoid dem woids. I don't need to sound dumberer than I already iz...

Hale McKay said...

Serena,

I guess those words are just as effective as tongue twisters.

Hale McKay said...

Skunk,

Yeah, why open our mouths and let people think we are dumb? It's better than speaking and confirming it as fact.