Things Difficult to Say When Drunk
Things Very Difficult to Say When Drunk
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
Things Impossible to Say When Drunk
-1. No thanks, I'm married.
-2. Nope, no more booze for me.
-3. Sorry, but you're not really my type
-4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
-5. Good evening, Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
-6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
-7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
-8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have no coordination.
-9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.