Friends Don't Let Drunk Friends Talk
Things Difficult to Say When Drunk
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
Things Very Difficult to Say When Drunk
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constituionality
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstaniate
Things Impossible to Say When Drunk
-1. No thanks, I'm married.
-2. Nope, no more booze for me.
-3. Sorry, but you're not really my type
-4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
-5. Good evening, Officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
-6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
-7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
-8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance. I have no coordination.
-9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.
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4 comments:
LOL! And just think of those poor souls who can't say some of those things stone cold sober.:-)
I think I can say some of those words better drunk...since I don't drink, I avoid dem woids. I don't need to sound dumberer than I already iz...
Serena,
I guess those words are just as effective as tongue twisters.
Skunk,
Yeah, why open our mouths and let people think we are dumb? It's better than speaking and confirming it as fact.
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