Male Talk - Part I

Insider's Guide to Common Male Vocabulary - Part I

Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass.

I'm a Romantic. = I'm poor.

I need you. = My hand is tired.

I am different from all the other guys. = I am not circumcised.

I want a commitment. = I'm sick of masturbation.

You're the only girl I've ever cared about. = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me.

I really want to get to know you better. = So I can tell my friends about it.

It's just orange juice, try it. = Three more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head.

She's kinda cute. = I want to have sex with her till I am blue.

I don't know if I like her. = She won't sleep with me.

I miss you so much. = I am so horny that my male roommate is starting to look good.

Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood.



Jack K. said...

Thanks for telling tales out of school. I thought we all had to sign a blood oath to never tell.

Oh, I get it, these are all fakes. Oops!


Liquid said...


Badabing said...

I love those...roflmao!!

Serena Joy said...

Hey, it's good to see you back in action!:-)

Hale McKay said...


Yeah, that's a ticket. Fakes.

Hale McKay said...



Hale McKay said...


Thank you. You will note that this was "Part 1."

Hale McKay said...


Back in action? Well, I'm back.