Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass.
I'm a Romantic. = I'm poor.
I need you. = My hand is tired.
I am different from all the other guys. = I am not circumcised.
I want a commitment. = I'm sick of masturbation.
You're the only girl I've ever cared about. = You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me.
I really want to get to know you better. = So I can tell my friends about it.
It's just orange juice, try it. = Three more shots, and she'll have her legs around my head.
She's kinda cute. = I want to have sex with her till I am blue.
I don't know if I like her. = She won't sleep with me.
I miss you so much. = I am so horny that my male roommate is starting to look good.
Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood.No.191