Country Songs - Reprise


15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You

14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

12. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well

11. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better

10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

8. I'm So Miserable Without You; It's Like Having You Here

7. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now

6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him

5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger

4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure

2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

And The No. 1 Favorite Country Song Is:

1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few.

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eve cleveland said...

Hahahaha! That is hilarious! Love it, great post.

Jack K. said...


Serena said...

LMAO! Those are great.:-)

I'm SO sorry I've been so remiss in visiting -- not just you but everybody. I'm trying to put some order to my chaos. Soon!

Hale McKay said...


Thank you for putting your stamp of approval on it.

Hale McKay said...


Yeah, I know you've been busy and have a lot on the table.

Good to see you when you do stop by.

Bilbo said...

Sorry I haven't been by for a while. No excuse. Some of these are great, but my favorite is #15. And how on earth did you miss that golden classic, "Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goalposts of Life"??