Country Songs - Reprise
15. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
11. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
8. I'm So Miserable Without You; It's Like Having You Here7. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
5. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer
And The No. 1 Favorite Country Song Is:
1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few.
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6 comments:
Hale....
Hahahaha! That is hilarious! Love it, great post.
Eve
LMAO
LMAO! Those are great.:-)
I'm SO sorry I've been so remiss in visiting -- not just you but everybody. I'm trying to put some order to my chaos. Soon!
Eve,
Thank you for putting your stamp of approval on it.
Serena,
Yeah, I know you've been busy and have a lot on the table.
Good to see you when you do stop by.
Sorry I haven't been by for a while. No excuse. Some of these are great, but my favorite is #15. And how on earth did you miss that golden classic, "Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Goalposts of Life"??
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